If Computer Engineers made films

..names of the movies would have been.1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai3. Aao Chat Kare4. Programmer No.15. Mera Naam Developer6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal9. Tera Code Chal Gaya10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega11. Network Ke Us Paar12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai14. Raju Ban Gaya Administrator .!15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari16. Login Karo Sajana17. Naukar PC Ka18. 1942 -- A Bug Story19. Kaho Na Virus Hai20. Crash Se Crash Tak21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai22. Password De Ke De...

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Get Rid of Toxins - Food for Detoxification

  WATERCRESSPacked full of toxin-fighting vitamin C, this peppery leaf is a detox dream.Watercress packs a double-detox punch by not only stimulating cleansing enzymes in the liver, its diuretic properties help the body flush out festive detritus.Use it in: watercress soup is a delicious lunch - simply add onion, garlic and stock. Even simpler, adding just a small handful in a sandwich is enough to work its magic.     LEMONLemons feature frequently in detox plans and for good reason. They work by breaking down stored toxins in the liver and gallbladder and aren't just a powerful cleanser: their hefty vitamin...

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Awesome Flower Scraps | Beautiful Flowers

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Flowers/1.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a><img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Flowers/2.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a><img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Flowers/3.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a><img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Flowers/4.jpg"...

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Engineers are smarter people!!!

QuestionYou have to prove that 2 / 10 = 2 (two divided by ten equals two) ......................................Art student : Out of syllabus ::....................Commerce student : Question is wrong ::........................Medical student : it's strange yaar, How can this be possible? ::......................................Engineering student : it is very easy :awesome:TWO / TEN=WO / EN (Cancelling T on both sides as T != 0) :ashamed:(Taking alphabetic position values, W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter & N=14th letter)=> 23+15 / 5+14 ;)=> 38 / 19=> 2 , Hence Proved!...

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Things to try on Valentines Day

 Reenact your first date One of the most romantic things you can do is to get nostalgic with your girlfriend. Women go gaga for guys who remember the details of the past, such as the restaurant you went to on your first date, what you ate and what you did afterward. It will be like celebrating your anniversary and you can combine gifts with cards that mention how happy you are that you met her.  Go for a massageEither you give her a full-body massage or, better yet, reserve a double massage for him and her. You should both take some time off and enjoy some relaxation together. It is Valentine's Day day after all, not just your girlfriend's...

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