воскресенье, 28 февраля 2010 г.

Never Give-Up - Funny Pic

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Cat 2009 Results | Check Your Cat Results 2009 | Click Here.....

The Indian institutes of management have decided to upload CAT score cards on sunday but this time,too,they are not able to tell the exact time....Offices in the cat office,however,were sure the scores would be released on february 28.individual IIMs will then send out call letters to shortlisted students for phase two,which comprises group discussion,personal interview and essay-writing.IIM officials informed that they were taking time to upload pictures of lakhs of students.they said the process of uploading each and every score card online would be completed only by sunday,said a director of a B-school.To check your results log on to http://scorecard1.catiim.in/index....

In Pics: Italy | Breath Taking sceneries of Italy

Grand Canal, Venice, Italy  The church of Santa Maddalena  Misurina Lake, Sorapiss Peaks and the Dolomites, Italy  Rialto Bridge, Grand Canal, Venice, Italy  Bergamo, Lombardy, Italy  Amalfi Coast, Campania, Italy The Grand Canal of Venice, Italy   Manarola, Italy  The Gaiola's bridge, Gaiola, Italy   Tre Cime di Lavaredo, Dolomites, Trentino Alto Adige, Italy  Valchiusella, Piedmont, Italy     Positano, Italy Portofino- Italy     Piazza San Marco at Night, Venice, Italy  Dolomite Mountains, Italy (Genova Valley), Italy    ...

суббота, 27 февраля 2010 г.

Very Proud Of His Achievement

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'"His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Fou...

Do You Know What is Confidence??

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilot less technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies: "If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off.”!!!!That is called Confidence...

Cat 2009 Results | Check Your Cat Results 2009 | Click Here.....

The Indian institutes of management have decided to upload CAT score cards on sunday but this time,too,they are not able to tell the exact time....Offices in the cat office,however,were sure the scores would be released on february 28.individual IIMs will then send out call letters to shortlisted students for phase two,which comprises group discussion,personal interview and essay-writing.IIM officials informed that they were taking time to upload pictures of lakhs of students.they said the process of uploading each and every score card online would be completed only by sunday,said a director of a B-school.To check your results log on to www.catiim...

пятница, 26 февраля 2010 г.

Haiti Disaster Relief: The Global Effort

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Tips for living to 100

How would you fancy living to 100? Research has found that by controlling factors in your life, living to 100 is actually much more possible than previously thought. In total, the US has the most centenarians with current estimates as high as 72,000, leading website The Centenarian states. In fact, if the population of centenarians continues to increase at its current rate of expansion, there could be close to one million people of 100 years of age or more by 2050 residing in the US. Meanwhile, in the UK, while the overall numbers of centenarians are much smaller, the trend is the same. The Office of National Statistics reports around 9000 centenarians...

AIMA Mat Feb 2010 Results for February Declared

All India Management association has declared the results of Management Aptitude test Mat 2010 results today. The results of exam took place on february has been announced today.MAT exam is conducted four times in a year February, May, September and December and this time February results for year 2010 has been declared.You have to just enter Roll number and Form number to check AIMA Mat results and you can see your score.To check your result online. You need to go to official website he...

четверг, 25 февраля 2010 г.

Fly Launches Linkz E 145 Dual SIM mobile phone in India.

After successful launch of V180 DS and Fly Circle – the cheapestDual SIM, QWERTY mobile in India, Fly today launches bar styles,dual SIM (GSM + GSM), touch screen mobile phone, Linkz also called as E 145 Touch in Indian market. Phone features with social networking called Fly Buzz! application by which user can access Nimbuzz messenger service, Snaptu – all in one social networking app and Opera Mini browser for web access.Indian Premier League is starting from 12th of March in India and Fly Linkz pre-loaded with Cricinfo Java application by which user get ball by ball updates on the move. With...

Airfone launched AQ9 and AQ9+ QWERTY, dual SIM phones in India.

Airfone India Limited today launches two new Buddy series Mobile Phones in India at a affordable price tag. Both phones features with QWERTY Keyboard with dual SIM and other business and entertainment applications with affordable price tag.AQ9 comes with 1.8 inch QVGA display and AQ9+ has 2.0 inch QVGA display. Airfone AQ9 is the cheapest QWERTY mobile phone in India till date,priced at just Rs. 2,000 only.“With the launch of our Buddy Series phones and tie up with mobee enables us to offer the most competitively priced push email service. A full Qwerty keyboard phone with features...

Spice M-6464 and M-6262 mobile phone launched

Spice mobile introduced its latest M-6464 and M-6262 Music series phone powered with Yamaha Amplifier and Dual speakers, expandable memory, MP3 player, FM Radio, Stereo Bluetooth and other multimedia features.Spice M-6464 features with FM Transmitter, a very short range device performing the same function as FM radio channel. User can set the frequency (other than FM stations frequency in respective region) and other FM enabled devices can able to here what FM transmitter broadcasts. Phone is also comes with 2 MP camera,80MB Internal Memory, Motion Sensor for changing sons and wallpapers and for playing games. It has English +...

Sony Unveils Cyber-shot DSC-H55 Digital Camera

Sony has announced the launch of its latest CyberShot digital camera dubbed the DSC-H55.The Sony DSC-H55 feature a 14.1 megapixel CCD sensor with 10x optical zoom, 3-inch Clear Photo LCD screen, 720p video recording at 30 fps and a Sony G lens with 25mm wide-angle equivalent.The Sony DSC-H55 also feature Sweep Panorama mode, Optical SteadyShot image stabilization, Optical SteadyShot image stabilization with Active Mode and Smile Shutter technology and Self portrait timer and a memory card slot compatible with Sony’s Memory StickTM as well as SD/SDHC memory cards.The Sony DSC-H55 will be available in black and...

LG launches LG SV770 Waffle Phone

LG has announced the LG SV770 handset, also known as LG Waffle in South Korea. The LG-SV770 is a basic 2G slider phone that comes equipped with a 2.4-inch TFT display with 320×240 pixel resolution.The LG SV770 also features a 2 megapixel camera, 2GB of NAND Flash memory, 1GB SDRAM and a microSD card slot, integrated FM radio, Bluetooth connectivity and Subway Map.It will be available in three color options white, black and gold. It is powered by 800 mAh battery that gives up to 2.5 hours of talk time and up to 150 hours of standby time. It has dimension of 104×51.9×13.5 mm and weighs 95 grams.The LG SV770 Waffle...

LG KF350 “Ice Cream” phone launched in India

LG has unveiled its latest clamshell phone LG KF350 also known as “Ice Cream” in the Indian market. The LG KF350 comes with a 2.2 inches QVGA TFT display with 240 x 320 pixels resolutions and 3.2 megapixel camera. It also comes with an external LED Matrix display.Other features of the LG KF350 include GPRS, EDGE, Stereo Bluetooth with A2DP and USB connectivity, FF CMOS camera, FM radio, MP3 player, WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML browser, email receiving, video telephony and electronic dictionary.The LG KF350 weighs 102 grams with the dimensions of 100.9 x 50.9 x 14.8 mm. It comes with 30MB of internal memory that...

Definitions of a Kiss according to Professors

Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital...

This is called "Deadlock" - Funny

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воскресенье, 21 февраля 2010 г.

Pre-Marital Sex: Rural Youth More Active

New Delhi: Rural youth have more pre-marital sex than their urban counterparts. The less educated are more likely to cast their vote and India's youth is ill-prepared for employment in a globalized economy. It is information like this that the government hopes will help it understand the 'vulnerability' facing the nation's youth. In a first of its kind study, researchers and policy makers have tracked key phases in a person's life, especially concerning health, marriage, civic participation, pre-marital sexual activity and work force participation. The consolidated data of the study -- conducted in six states -- will be launched by Health Minister Ghulam Nabi Azad. Youth in India: Situation and Needs is the first `sub-nationally representative' study undertaken by the government to...

суббота, 20 февраля 2010 г.

$$ Greedy People $$ - Funny

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A Successful Marriage...

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25 th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'. Editor: ' Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? ' Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: ' We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and...

Wedding Invitation of an IT Employee - Funny

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